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LisaRN
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I had a patient recently who called me to their room asking if I could put “Monkey Butt powder” on their rear. I thought this was a joke at first until they pulled out a container that had a MONKEY BUTT POWDER label across the front. LOL She also stated that she needed her butt scratched because she was so large she couldn’t reach it. When I donned a glove and brought out the powder she said “Make sure and get way down in the crack good!” REALLY? I thought to myself, “THIS is why I spent all those years in nursing school?”

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