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As a student nurse, I was shadowing an OR nurse that was preping a pt for a Femoral Endarterectomy. We finished asking him all the prep questions and asked if he had any questions for us, he said “Can you see if the doc can do anything about my junk?”. We looked at each other with blank stares, and asked what exactly he meant. He wanted a penis enlargement while he was there! We explained his request to the surgeon and he laughed pretty hard for about 15 minutes!

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