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I was speaking to a young girl who was about to get married & asked her what form of birth control she planned to use. She said she wasn’t planning to use any. So then I asked her if she was planning to get pregnant right away, she said she wasn’t. I then said to her that most newly married couples usually had a great deal of sexual intercourse which would result in a pregnancy if no precautions were taken. She looked at me straight in the eye & with a totally serious expression on her face, stated that she & her husband to be weren’t planning on engaging in a lot of sexual intercourse. I had a colleague in the room with me & we both excused ourselves & went into an adjoining treatment room & laughed til we almost peed ourselves. This young lady came from a very strict family, was very sheltered & had absolutely no idea what we were talking about. That interview really made our day !

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