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My first solo patient couldn’t understand that I was a nurse and kept asking me if I was a form of a doctor. He finally got frustrated and asked if I was gay. I replied, ” No I’m not gay, but I’m happy most of the time”. Needless to say that he wasn’t there when I returned the next night shift. Go figure!

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