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As a fairly new nurse, I decided I wanted to work in the local ER, I had to learn quite a lot in a very short time, I learned some of the craziest sayings and still will hear patients say the same words. Asking medical history, I learned “the gouch” (gout); high blood (hypertension); “the sugar” (diabetes); and “smiling mighty Jesus” (spinal meningitis). I’m sure I’ll think of others as soon as I post this lol!

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