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Pt: “I’m sure it’s my spleen”, indicating so with her hands pressed on her right hip.
Pt: “I take Advil and Motrin” when it (the pain) gets bad.”
Me: “Both? At the same time?”
Pt: “Yes, I have to, it gets so bad.”
Me: “Advil and Motrin are the same medication; how many are you taking of each?”
Pt: “No, one says ‘Advil’ and one says ‘Motrin’. I’m pretty sure I can read.”
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