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Working in a LTC facility on the weekends doing 2/16hr days, one nite “susie” was in bed and I was giving her HS meds, afterwards I asked her “are you warm enough?”, she replied “I would be a hell of a lot warmer if you would just crawl in bed with me”, Nothing like this has ever came from “susie” before. I apologized to “susie” and thanked her for the invite but I explained to her I needed to go around to more residents to push pills. She then replied “oh honey the only pill you need to push is me!” At this time I just had to leave before starting to laugh hysterically! Love that “Susie”

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