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Doing telephone triage session patient called c/o severe vaginal bleeding. While trying to get her history she kept telling me she was bleeding because of her “fire rods”. “Fire rods?” “yes those things that grow on your womb” I said “Oh you mean fibroids”. “That’s what I said!”

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