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Patient’s niece: “My uncle had, um, you know, prostitute problems… He couldn’t pee!”

Same niece, when I asked her if she had Power of Attorney for the patient, stated, “Yes, I pay all of his bills.” I said, “But is it a Durable Power of Attorney?” and, with a straight face, she replied, “Oh, yes, I’ve had it for years!”

Another patient stated: “My cat scratched my arm but I put NEO-SPERM ointment on it and it healed right up!”

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