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Ramone 32
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Before becoming a hospice nurse, I worked urgent care. Had a 50-something year old man come in one night complaining of pain when he walked due to a “pimple down there.” When I asked him exactly where it was, he says, “well, if I was a woman, it’d be my taint.” Wrote it word for word on the patient encounter, and the PA seeing him almost fell over laughing just as he walked into the room reading the paper.

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