The funniest thing a patient ever told me was that she was allergic to water, when I asked her how this allergy manifested itself she told me anytime she drank water she threw up. I asked her how she bathed, she told me she didn’t have a problem with that, and she was able to eat ice. So I put that on her database knowing what was coming next. I almost immediately got a call from the pharmacist. We both laughed uproariously.