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Suzannieo
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My favorite (which I hear more and more): the mildly obese patient admitted with abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting–within the 1st 8 hours of admission, the very concerned family member states: “when can he eat? He hasn’t eaten since yesterday”. Uh, he came in because of vomiting, yes?

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