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While taking a history from a young woman who had come in with a complaint of foul odor and vaginal discharge, I asked about her chosen form of birth control, a diaphragm. She proudly proclaimed that she followed all of the instructions she had been given faithfully, including using a jelly with the diaphragm. What made all of the medical personnel need to leave the room was the following statement; “Yeah, I use strawberry, ’cause it’s my boyfriend’s favorite flavor!”

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