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sweetnurse64
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I am in stitches reading these!Lol! After working over 25 years in mainly LTC and Psyc. I have heard a lot of things! One lady whom I’ll always remember turned 101 years old. She used to tell people that she was three centuried old! (Being born in 1898 and this was 2001)! This same sweetheart was sitting outside the nurses station one night while I was getting night meds ready. She needed assistance to get her into bed. All of a sudden I heard this offkey singing- “show me the way to go home,I’m tired and I want to go to bed,b had a little drink about an hour ago and it’s gone right to my head!” Rofl! It was so darned funny! I guess it was past her bedtime! 🙂

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