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Patient: Nurse, I am worried about my enemy tomorrow morning ..
Me: Is someone bothering you or giving you a hard time?
Pataient: Yes, it bothers me a lot.
Me : Who bothers you?
Patient: The care aides that gives me enemy in the morning.
Me: ( the patient being italian, had broken english…) Are the care aides giving you a hard time in the morning?
Patient: I dont want my enemy in the morning, I want it tonight!~
Me : ( after realizing that she meant enema, I was holding myself not to laugh) I will see what I can do..
I laughed so hard after I’ve left the room…that made my day!

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