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While I was working at a State Hospital on a locked ward, one of the new patients that had been admitted the day before came up to me. With a completely serious look on his face and in his most polite tone he said to me, ” Excuse me miss, can I borrow your keys for just a minute. I’ll give them right back.” At first I thought he was playing with me, then I realized he meant it. I just smiled and said, not right now, maybe later, hoping he’d forget all about it.

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