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Happened just last night…Total hip Pt. She’s a large feisty AA lady in her 70’s. Tech and I help her to the BSC and after she’s done “tee-teeing”, as she called it, tech hands her some tissue to clean herself.

Pt: What’s that for?

Tech gives her that knowing glance like “You know…”

Pt: Oh! (takes tissue and reaches down to clean)…You know, I had a lot of beautiful babies come outta there.

How are we not supposed to bust out giggling?

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