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Elmo-RN
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I loved this one, from one of my Pseudoseizure patients…., “I went to my neuroticist and he said that due to my skeizueres I can’t have any generics, nerve pills, codeine, or pain pills…because they mess with my PHENOBOTTOM & Teppertall.”

Notes, charted (in quotes), and related! I laughed for 12 hours. “PHENOBOTTOM, the new skeizuere medication,”

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