I didn’t decide I wanted to be a nurse until I was 30 y/o. And when I began school the only medical experience I had was as a patient on the OB unit; post partum.
I never thought I would say it, but for the most part I prefer vented patients over walkie talkies. Who knew.
As a girl, I don’t fart ;’). But if I did, I would totally blame it on my vented patients.