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I had a 95 year old slightly confused patient recently who asked me to be re-positioned in the bed. I called another nurse in to help me who happened to be a young male nurse. After pulling the patient up in the bed the male nurse bent down to pick up the patient’s call light off the floor. The little elderly patient reached over and pinched him on the butt! He jumped about three feet in the air and let out a little scream like a girl and I about fell on the floor laughing. He was so red with embarrassment! The patient looked at him with a very serious face and said, “well how about it big boy? You and me?” It was priceless! LMAO

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