We had a patient come in for an exam accompanied by her son. When it came time for her breast exam, he stepped out of the room. I was making small talk until it was clear to go back in. Suddenly one of the exam room doors popped open and an elderly lady inquired as to how long the doc would be. She didn’t seem to mind that her breasts were fully exposed. I turned to the son and told him he wasted his time stepping out because he saw an elderly lady’s breasts anyway. We both died laughing.