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    What is some of the funniest charting you have seen or done yourself. Or maybe like me worked in a physicians office and seen some funny “scheduling notes”.

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    Bums on testicles “scheduling note”
    pt in supine position c eyes out
    Nausea and vomiting after eating diarrhea “scheduling note”

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    When I worked at a physicians office with 6 providers we had A LOT of hilarious scheduling notes that came across our desktops. I started writing them down along with the wrong spelling and all. Here is my collection. lolol

    Has a “hard” time getting an erection
    Soreness, at his belt line BM’s doesn’t look good.
    Dissy sick vertigo ears feels funny
    Lt eye looks asty
    lip nodes
    feel on hand seollen and hurts
    white spots on tounsels
    fever, diarrhea, stomach craps
    shoulder pain if ankle pain
    spot on bootom of foots hurts
    not my left nipple hurts
    ingrown toenauls
    legs n back hurts
    strip throat
    sore on pee pee
    Poss. gall blabber
    passed out school poss. sinues infection
    pain down in his groan area
    slite fever
    Pt. called as said the she was supposed to be referred to a surgeon for the rmoval of a rumor in her arm. Has not heard anything yet (a LPN did this one)
    not going to bathroom #2 very good
    dongestion and cough
    spanged ankle
    pain in Lt side and up and the right side
    sinueses, ches congestion
    tonssells hurt
    pain in robs, not able to eat, nauses
    asthmas and coughing
    bumps on all body and itchly
    bad toncilles
    fills like crap
    New pt had hysterectoamine, having pelvic pain, discharge with a lil blood in it. Pt is a 33 yr old Male
    Talk about getting her urterus lifted
    New pt Dr. ******* hit mouth and cheek swelling
    ears acting feeling
    cold fever and feeling well.


    🙂 Nice. We see a lot of Rear pain in the ER, instead of R ear or Rt ear or right ear pain.

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