The 12 Days of Nursing

In the spirit of celebration, here’s a rendition of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ titled: The Twelve Days of Nursing!

On the first day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the second day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the third day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the fourth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the fifth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the sixth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the seventh day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the eighth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Have Fun With The NCLEX!”

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the ninth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Your Co-workers are Catty!”

“Have Fun With The NCLEX!”

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the tenth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Infectious Diseases!”

“Your Co-workers are Catty!”

“Have Fun With The NCLEX!”

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the eleventh day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Drug-seeking patients!”

“Infectious Diseases!”

“Your Co-workers are Catty!”

“Have Fun With The NCLEX!”

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the twelfth day of Nursing

my teacher said to me:

“Endless Multi-tasking!”

“Drug-seeking patients!”

“Infectious Diseases!”

“Your Co-workers are Catty!”

“Have Fun With The NCLEX!”

“Yay Suppositories!”

“We Clean Pee and Poo!”

“JCAHO’s Out to Get You!”

“Get Ready to Be Yelled At!”

“You Won’t Get to Pee!”

“We Work Holidays!”

“So Nursing’s not for everybody!”

 

On the Last Day of Nursing

My Teacher Said to Me

“We Make A Difference…”

“…Saving People’s Lives”

“…Showing that we Care”

“…Helping manage pain”

“…Making people smile”

“…Withholding Judgement”

“…Standing up for patients”

“…Comforting the family”

“…Making People Healthy”

“…Sharing Our Knowledge”

“…Talking to the Lonely”

“…So it’s not a wonder”

“NURSING’S NOT FOR EVERYBODYYY!”

Kevin is the owner of Kevin’s Review, a review site for NCLEX classes and NCLEX Review Books.

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